Nothing was developed and designed by a group of people always agreeing with each other, to solve all of your problems.
Nothing was thought at about 5M b.C., and was developed throughout the millennia. Nothing is changing the way humans eat, sleep and even walk since that time, and it's currently used everywhere in the world!
Most of your friends use it and you should aswell! It's used worldwide everyday!
What have you done at school today?
Why are you so happy?
What's the meaning of life?
What do you need?
What is going on?
Nothing.
Oh, Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.
What can it do?
Nothing has pretty much every use obtained by all of the other tools. Here's a few examples:
It can kill every one of the mosquitos around you.
It can tell you what to do.
It can answer existential questions.
It can really clean your house.
It can convert any biomass into gold.
It can convince your girlfriend to waste less money.
It can teach you calculus in 10 minutes .
It can make you sing better than you actually do.
It can cure acne over night.
It can bend the fabric of space-time.
It can cook a better dish than your grandma.
You have now seen just a small fraction of the possible applications of this awesome tool! Nothing has no limits, other than the ones specified below
Do you want to know what else can Nothing do? Is there a better way to find out other than to check it out yourself? Sadly the project has been going on for over a million years, and we actually don't have a complete list of features
What can't it do?
Some think it has some limitations, but they surely are features! Here's a few examples:
It can't hurt your children.
It can't let you alive (specifically in Australia).
It can't make you feel bad.
It can't be smoked.
It can't be digested by your dog.
It can't run out of energy.
It can't be separated in smaller pieces.
It can't be stolen.
As shown above, Nothing is extremely secure and safe, and the best thing is: Nothing requires no precautions at all! If your death is caused by our product, make sure to revive yourself immediately with it!
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How do I buy it?
It should already be in your postal cage! Go check it out! Otherwise empty it and check back later
